The girl that married the Eiffel Tower
So, the radio programs here are about 75% talk and 5% music. Today, on the radio they had a guest American speaker. This girl has a ‘sexual objectification orientation’ and was explaining her polygamist relationships with inanimate objects. Last year, she actually married the Eiffel Tower, and took the last name, MRS. EIFFEL.

After this story, the entire population
texts their responses to the radio station,
which then gets read aloud on air. This
was a great introduction to what the rest
of the world thinks about us Yanks.
gorsh.