a baby horse, a baby cow or a baby ass?


In the past few days here in Ireland, we have seen baby calves, baby horses, and even a baby ass. I have been thinking about what kind of farm animal I would like to get when we get a farm, and was stuck on a baby cow for the longest time. Then we saw the baby horses, and those were so damn cute I wanted a baby horse. But then, along came the fluffy baby ass. The thing had a mohawk and was all so furry, and it even had a little belly. Oh my, its ears were so big and stood straight up 12 inches. Now I want a baby ass, for sure. And we will dress it up in a big sombrero and name it Bumper the 2nd.