a perfect cuppa crap
Has anyone ever tried freeze dried coffee? Over here, in the land of tea, there is good tea, and bad coffee. Some people add milk and sugar, or milk and honey to their tea, which would then be called the perfect ‘cuppa’. For a while last year, while we were working here, we were drinking tea and coffee all the time because it was so damn cold. And then Josh’s armpits started smelling like burnt brown sugar. We thought it was the freeze dried coffee that we had been slurping constantly. I took the oath not to drink anymore, considering myself somewhat of a fine coffee connoisseur.
This year, we have just decided that Josh’s armpits smell like burnt brown sugar because he drinks his tea or coffee with milk and cane sugar all the fookin time. I think milk in either hot beverage is a slap in the face and you might as well piss in a cup and add some cow’s sweat with a steamy pile of dog shit for a biscuit on the side. erg.
I like my coffee strong, black, and slightly less acidic and my tea weak and plain with no milk, please. Anyone else for a cuppa?
