OMG. What the hell is THAT?!
No, Josh is not hugging the porcelain throne. We noticed a large, bulbous, slimy THING under our toilet, and threw ideas around of what it might be. A giant slug (they do like our bathroom ALOT)a dead, bloated slug? uhh…mold? a moldy sponge, for sure.NOPE. Val went to get the ever-so-brave Josh a latex glove to poke the THING.
ITS a FRIGGIN MUSHROOM! The size of a softball. Growing under our toilet. Now we have seen it all (so far.) AND the dang thing blew open all of its spores all over our bathroom. Cynthia says, “so that means your bathroom is sterile, right? wait… Nooo… Don’t mushrooms grow on Shit?” so true. It was under our toilet, after all. I am mortified.
